Parody Site Mocks Brand Websites

Corporate companies and brands get their fair share of teasing. Remember Condescending Corporate Brand Page, the mock Facebook brand page that called out the cheesy stuff brands do on Facebook? The latest in this genre of brand lampooning is Every Fucking Website.

This parody site makes fun of corporate brand site design, from the clipart choices to the cheesy brand slogans, with lots of fucks sprinkled all over the place for extra oomph.

For example, the mission statement section, or “Our Fucking Mission,” reads:

You better believe the douches in senior management dug deep to come up with this crap. They probably spent 2 god damned weeks sitting in front of a white board giving each other god damned hand jobs to condense this dumbass company’s mission into six sentences of meaningless buzzwords and empty phraseology.

Other headings include, “Social Fucking Media Bullshit” and “A Third Goddamn Header.” You get the picture. It’s biting and exaggerated, but it gets the point across. Brands, if you are thinking of redesigning your websites, check this out to figure out what not to do.

 

 

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