More Nonsensical Brand Tweets

By Saya Weissman • April 5, 2013 •

It’s always entertaining to check in on brand tweets every once in a while for unintentional comedy. Trying to keep up a steady stream of banter from a candy or feminine hygiene brand is a recipe for moments of extreme awkwardness.

Here is the latest batch of completely stupid tweets from brands that have nothing to do with anything.

Skittles: This almost seems like the social media manager forgot to log on to their personal account, because this has nothing to do with Skittles.

I need a band to follow me everywhere playing a soundtrack to my life. That way I’ll know when something scary is about to happen.

— Skittles (@Skittles) April 4, 2013

Starburst: This makes zero sense.

Don’t you love getting outside in March? We’ve been craving some outdoor Starburst to go with our indoor Starburst.

— Starburst (@Starburst) March 12, 2013

Trident: What does gum have to do with dancing exactly?

More lights. More bass! More fun!! #letsdance

— Trident® Gum (@tridentgum) March 29, 2013

Kotex: Why is that even a question? Why?

What would life be like if everyday were like a period commercial?

— Kotex (@kotex) June 28, 2012

Snapple: Why are people wasting money on yoga classes and therapists when they could just grab a “centered” Snapple bottle? Oh right, because that is idiotic.