McDowell’s Whiskey App Helps Workers Slack Off

Now when you are doing some online shopping or watching Netflix at work, you don’t have to have that constant anxiety that your boss will walk by and see you aren’t working and you don’t have to try to quickly fumble to a different tab or open your inbox.

Indian whiskey brand McDowell’s new Web app “Boss Patrol” — created by DDB Mudra — is here to help you keep on slacking off during office hours. All you have to do is download the free app to your work computer and have your colleagues download it too. Then using the app, you record a harmless secret warning word or phrase, like “What’s the time.” Then you add your colleagues who sit near you to your Boss Patrol network. If you are the first person to notice that your boss is heading towards you and your colleges, you can say your warning word and the app will detect it and notify your colleagues and will automatically pop presentations and spreadsheets onto their computer screens to cover up whatever else they may be doing. Also, if you don’t have a microphone on your computer, instead of programming a warning word, you can designate a key on your keyboard to be the “rescue” key, which also signals everyone in your network and pops up “work” material to cover up your YouTube binge.