Playboy: Now with 100 percent fewer nudes!

The house that Hef built has been a throwback for more than a generation now, a relic of the “Mad Men” era where casual sexism was de rigueur. There is still plenty of sexism out there, but with porn for every proclivity a mere click away, Playboy’s chief content officer Cory Jones decided it was time to put on something a little more work-appropriate.

“When the magazine launched in the ’50s, ’60s, ’70s, nudity was something that was very progressive,” he said in an onstage interview at the Digiday Content Marketing Summit in Half Moon Bay in August. “It pushed the envelope. You wouldn’t see it everywhere. Now with the Internet, it’s everywhere. It’s ubiquitous.” Which is why — irony of ironies — it won’t be in Playboy going forward.

Playboy’s circulation has plummeted: From 5.6 million in 1975 to about 800,000 now, according to The New York Times, citing the Alliance for Audited Media. The nude-free iteration of the magazine will be more of a millennial men’s lifestyle publication, with a focus on booze and clothes. The “girls” will still be there — they’ll just be rated PG-13 now.

It is the next step in an evolution it has already undergone online, where in order for its app to be available in the Apple store, it had to be squeaky clean, Jones told Digiday. So they relaunched the site as a nudity-free men’s lifestyle destination. “Our biggest hurdle is to get people to think about us differently,” said Jones. Or, apparently, at all.