Only ten seats remaining

Secure your place at the Digiday Media Buying Summit in Nashville, March 2-4

REGISTER

Is Your Agency Wank?

Let’s face it, sometimes ad agencies are like the cobbler’s son who has no shoes. Web agencies have unusable websites. And agencies devoted to building brands do a terrible job at their own brands.

That holds true for copy, too. Many agencies churn out laughable, pretentious claims about what they do and how they do it. It’s enough to lead you to believe agency folks aren’t the most self-aware of people. Now, there’s a place for you to join in on the fun. The Agency Wank Tumblr is devoted to celebrating great moment’s in agency self-regard. Depending on your point of view, it makes for either depressing or hilarious reading. Here are two favorites. Submit your own to the Agency Wank Twitter account, @agencywank1. (@agencywank was taken? Of course it is.)

Image viaShutterstock

More in Marketing

‘Creators as the new storytellers’: Over 10,000 apply to be part of Dick’s Sporting Goods creator program

Dick’s Sporting Goods is boosting its creator roster as it looks to play a bigger role in culture, events and social-media trends.

‘Agentic with a small a’: CMOs are adopting AI more slowly than it’s evolving

And the caution isn’t confined to large language models or flashy generative tools. It bubbles up just as clearly in decisions about agentic workflows.

Digiday+ Research: Brand marketing will be the priority in 2026, after revenues fell short of expectations

Revenues fell short of marketers’ expectations in 2025. But they’ll be working with bigger budgets in 2026, and focusing on brand marketing.