Newsweek has a big scoop in print — print! — this week. The revived weekly has generated a significant amount of online buzz with its claims to have unmasked the creator of Bitcoin. Yesterday, as it happens, Time magazine unveiled its own splashy new Website. You’d be forgiven for asking yourself what year it is. But a quick peek at the GCal confirms that it is, indeed, 2014 — and these two ancient rivals are still slugging it out in the void for some semblance of supremacy.